The Ugliest Baby – Funny Jokes That Never Get Old vol.02

The Ugliest Baby – Funny Jokes That Never Get Old vol.02

Funny jokes never get old, so here we are back with some of the funniest and hilarious whatsapp jokes from the most remote corners of the web to give you your daily laugh.

  1. I’ll hold your monkey
    The Ugliest Baby
    A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, “Ugh! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.”
    The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, “The driver just insulted me!”
    The man says, “You go and give him a telling off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
  2. Now the problems start!
    A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”
    He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!”
    The bartender looks confused but gives him another beer.
    This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, “When are you going to pay for these beers?”
    The man answers, “Now the problems start!”
  3. But they are twins
    A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’
    The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan’. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
    Her husband responds, ”But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
  4. prayer before eating
    Husband and wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant…
    As the food was served, Husband said:
    “The Food looks delicious, let’s eat.”
    Wife: Honey.. You say prayer before eating at home.
    Husband: That’s at home sweetheart… Here the chef knows how to cook.
  5. The Perfect Son.
    A: I have the perfect son.
    B: Does he smoke?
    A: No, he doesn’t.
    B: Does he drink whiskey?
    A: No, he doesn’t.
    B: Does he ever come home late?
    A: No, he doesn’t.
    B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
    A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

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