Wife wanted – Funny Jokes That Never Get Old vol.05
Funny jokes never get old, so here we are back with some of the funniest and hilarious whatsapp jokes from the most remote corners of the web to give you your daily laugh
- Wife wanted
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.” Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
- if my bull sees you
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
- Honest Confession
A Married Man’s Honest Confession:
- “I Always Read My Wife’s Horoscope To See What Kind Of Day I Am Going To Have.”
- mutual fund investments
An Investment Banker Was Getting Married.
During Wedding, The Wife Vomits.
Husband: “What Happened?”
Wife: “Capital Gains Arising Out Of Previous Investment.”
Husband: “U cheated me..”
Wife: “U should know, mutual fund investments are subject to market risks!”
- Delicious Chicken Soup
Santa Had A Leakage In The Roof Over His Dining Room.
Plumber Asked: “Sir When Did U Notice Leakage in Roof ?”
Santa: “Last Night…. When It Took Me 3 Hours To Finish My Delicious Chicken Soup”
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